Collection: Hilarious Greeting Cards for Men – Witty & Rude Humour
Dive into our selection of laugh-out-loud greeting cards tailored for the men in your life. Whether it's for a birthday, anniversary, or just because, these cards combine wit and a touch of rudeness to deliver the perfect message.

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This card is like you - cheap and inappropriate... funny rude birthday card for him
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Funny rude birthday card - "news flash you're old as F*ck" - Bold & sarcastic card for him or her
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Funny Birthday Card for Him - 'Happy Birthday You Prick' - Rude & sarcastic Greeting
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Donald Trump birthday card
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Funny Birthday Card - "you're not old, you're classic" card - perfect for birthdays with a cheeky but affectionate tone
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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Only People with a Big Willy will find money in this card” – Naughty Greeting for Him
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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Not Today, Knobhead” – Sarcastic Greeting for Friend or Brother
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You're Not Nearly As Fat & Bald As I Thought You Would Be At This Age - Birthday Card
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Funny Birthday Card for Him – “Spends More Time at the Bar Than Home” – Boozy Banter for Mates or Dads
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Funny Get Well Soon Card – “Diagnosis: You’re a Wanker” – Rude Greeting for Mate or Brother
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Funny Get Well Soon Card – “Attention Seeking B*stard” – Rude Recovery Card for Friend or Brother
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