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Funny Get Well Soon Card – “Diagnosis: You’re a Wanker” – Rude Greeting for Mate or Brother

Funny Get Well Soon Card – “Diagnosis: You’re a Wanker” – Rude Greeting for Mate or Brother

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Who needs chicken soup when you’ve got brutal honesty? This rude and hilarious get well soon card is the perfect way to lift someone’s spirits (or just take the piss). Whether it’s your brother, best mate, or a work pal, this card is ideal for anyone who appreciates sarcasm over sympathy.

Printed on premium 15 × 15 cm recycled card stock, it’s left blank inside for your own message — heartfelt, offensive, or both.

Product Details:

  • Size: 15 × 15 cm square

  • Material: Textured, recycled white card

  • Inside: Blank

  • Designed and printed in the UK

🩺 Perfect for: Friends recovering from illness, minor surgery, hangovers, or general man flu.

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