Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Not Today, Knobhead” – Sarcastic Greeting for Friend or Brother

Celebrate their special day with the dignity they deserve — which is absolutely none. This hilarious, tongue-in-cheek card is perfect for your brother, best mate, or work colleague who loves banter and isn’t afraid of a little insult-based affection.

Printed on premium square recycled card and blank inside so you can write your own roast or add an ironically sweet message.

Product Details:

• Size: 15 × 15 cm square

• Material: High-quality recycled card stock
  

• Inside: Blank for your message

• Printed in the UK by Echo and Sprout Designs

🎉 Ideal for birthdays, workplace laughs, sibling rivalry, or just making your mate spit out their drink.