Funny Birthday Card – “Happy Birthday Peasant” | Ziggy Stardust Royal Parody – 6x6 Square Handmade Card

Happy Birthday, Peasant.

Serve up sass with this bold and funny birthday card featuring a black and white royal portrait and a vibrant Ziggy Stardust-style lightning bolt across the face. Whether your friend is a glam rock god or just needs taking down a peg on their birthday, this card hits the sweet spot between royalty and rebellion.

🖤 Perfect for fans of David Bowie, punk humour, and pop culture
🎨 Features iconic lightning bolt face paint in hot pink and blue
📏 6x6 inches – printed on premium white hammered card
✉️ Includes matching white envelope
✍️ Blank inside so you can deliver your own savage message