News Flash Birthday Card – You’re Old As F*ck | Funny Rude Birthday Card for Him

Some birthdays deserve warmth and sentiment. This isn’t one of them.
This “NEWS FLASH: You’re old as fuck” card is a brutally funny, straight-to-the-point birthday card for anyone who can take a joke (and is absolutely not 21 anymore). Clean, bold “news bulletin” styling with a presenter image for maximum deadpan delivery.
Perfect for mates, husbands, boyfriends, brothers, work pals — basically anyone you’re allowed to roast.
Card details
Size: 6x6 inches (15x15cm)
Card stock: premium white textured card
Inside: blank for your own message
Envelope: white envelope included
Postage: sent 1st Class (UK)
Best for
Funny birthday card for him
Rude / sweary birthday cards
Banter birthdays (30th, 40th, 50th… you get the idea)
Friends who appreciate dark-ish humour