Haven’t Found the Right Person Card – Brutal Funny Card for Single Friend

Supportive? No.
Accurate? Potentially.
Front reads:
“Just because you haven’t found the right person yet.
Doesn’t mean you ever will”
This is the kind of card you give to a mate who laughs at their own bad luck and gives as good as they get. Ideal for birthdays, Galentine’s, or just a “thinking of you… lol” moment.
Printed on a 6x6 inch kraft card, blank inside so you can soften it with something nice… or make it worse. Your call.
Card details
Size: 6 x 6 inches (approx. 15 x 15 cm)
Card stock: Kraft (brown) card
Inside: Blank
Envelope: White envelope included
Occasion: Funny / friendship / single life banter / Galentine’s / Valentine’s alternative
Style: Brutal humour, sarcastic, cheeky
Perfect for
Your perpetually single best mate
The “dating apps are hell” crew
Someone who appreciates dark banter and blunt jokes
People who hate mushy cards
If they’re sensitive about being single, don’t buy this. It’s funny… but it’s still a bit of a slap.