Hard to Shop For Birthday Card – Funny Rude Birthday Card

We all know one. Impossible to buy for, vague hints, and somehow still disappointed.
So here’s the honest solution.
Front reads:
“You’re such a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t buy you a present. HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
Printed on a 6x6 inch kraft card, blank inside so you can add a real message… or double down and write “you’re welcome”.
Card details
Size: 6 x 6 inches (approx. 15 x 15 cm)
Card stock: Kraft (brown) card
Inside: Blank
Envelope: White envelope included
Occasion: Birthday
Style: Funny, cheeky, blunt, sarcastic
Perfect for
Mates who are “hard to shop for”
Partners who swear they don’t want anything
Siblings with expensive taste
Anyone with a sense of humour (and zero expectations)
If they can’t take a joke, don’t give them this card. Simple.