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Happy Birthday You Prick Card | Funny Rude Cactus Card

Happy Birthday You Prick Card | Funny Rude Cactus Birthday Card

£3.99Price

Short. Sweet. Absolutely accurate.

This rude birthday card says “HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PRICK” above a photo of big spiky cacti — the perfect card for someone you love… but mostly enjoy insulting. It’s ideal for mates with thick skin and a decent sense of humour.

Great for friends, partners, siblings, colleagues — anyone you can call a prick without getting punched.

Card details

  • Size: 6x6 inches (15x15cm)

  • Card stock: premium white textured card

  • Inside: blank for your own message

  • Envelope: white envelope included

  • Postage: sent 1st Class (UK)

Perfect for

  • Funny rude birthday cards

  • Cheeky British banter

  • Friends who deserve it (in the nicest way)

Quantity

Postage from £1.85.  Tracked options available.

 Dispatched in 1-3 working days from Leeds.

 Packed flat in hard - backed envelopes

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