Happy Birthday You Old Git Card – Dark Humour Funny Birthday Card

Short, sweet, and absolutely not sentimental.
Front reads:
“Happy Birthday. you old git.
I hope you don’t die before you eat your cake.”
It’s the perfect card for a mate who appreciates dark humour, brutal honesty, and the fact you bothered to buy a card at all.
Printed on a 6x6 inch kraft card, blank inside so you can write something nicer… or not.
Card details
Size: 6 x 6 inches (approx. 15 x 15 cm)
Card stock: Kraft (brown) card
Inside: Blank
Envelope: White envelope included
Occasion: Birthday
Style: Funny, rude, dark humour, sarcastic
Best for
Friends with a proper sense of humour
Siblings who give as good as they get
Anyone who’s officially “getting on a bit”
People who’d hate a mushy card
If they’re precious, don’t risk it. This one’s for the thick-skinned only.