Attention Seeking Bastard Get Well Card

Not your average “get well soon” card…
For the friend, partner, or family member who’s clearly milking it — this one says exactly what everyone else is thinking.
Bold, blunt and guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least an eye roll).
 
Perfect for:
Friends who love dark humour
Sarcastic get well messages
Anyone who hates soppy cards
That one dramatic person in your life
 
THE DETAILS
Size: 6” x 6” square card
Printed on premium white  cardstock (high quality feel)
Blank inside (so you can add your own message… or keep the attitude going)
Comes with a crisp white envelope
Packed in a protective sleeve
Designed and printed in the UK
 
DELIVERY
Sent via Royal Mail Tracked 48
Dispatched quickly and securely
Free UK delivery included
 
WHY BUY FROM US
Original cheeky designs you won’t find everywhere
Proper quality card stock (not flimsy rubbish)
Designed to stand out — not blend in
 
NOTE
This card contains strong language and isn’t for the easily offended… which is kind of the point.