Funny 50th Birthday Card –

They’re not 50… they’re 18 with 32 years of bad decisions. Brutal, but fair.
This funny 50th birthday card features a cute watercolour birthday cake and the line:
“You’re not 50. You’re 18 with 32 years of bad decisions.”
“Might as well celebrate them.”
Perfect for someone turning 50 who’s got the life experience (and questionable choices) to back it up.
Great for best friends, sisters, brothers, partners, colleagues — anyone who enjoys cheeky birthday banter without it being full-on nasty.
Card details
Size: 6x6 inches (15x15cm)
Card stock: premium white textured card
Inside: blank for your own message
Envelope: white envelope included
Postage: sent 1st Class (UK)
Perfect for
Funny 50th birthday card
Cheeky milestone birthday banter
Birthday card for a friend turning 50
Light roast humour with a cute design
Quick bullet section (for product page)
Funny 50th birthday milestone card
Watercolour cake design
6x6 premium white textured card
Blank inside
White envelope included
Posted 1st Class (UK)