Early Onset Rigor Mortis Birthday Card – Funny Rude Birthday Card

Not arthritis. Worse.
If your mate’s getting older and you’re legally obliged to remind them, this one does the job.
Printed on a 6x6 inch kraft card with the line:
“You don’t have arthritis. You’ve got early onset rigor mortis. HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
Blank inside so you can add your own insult / heartfelt message (whatever feels right).
Card details
Size: 6 x 6 inches (approx. 15 x 15 cm)
Card stock: Kraft (brown) card
Inside: Blank
Envelope: White envelope included
Occasion: Birthday
Style: Cheeky, rude, dark humour, sarcastic
Who it’s for
Your funniest mate
Siblings who can take it
Work besties with thick skin
Anyone who laughs at dark humour and “getting old” jokes
If they’re easily offended, pick a different card. This one doesn’t do “sweet”.